Bristol Palin Is Mad Ahmed Got A White House Invite

Bristol Palin Ahmed

Bristol Palin Ahmed


“Who wants to get me pregnant?”


Ninth-grader Ahmed Mohamed was arrested in Irving, TX earlier this week, not because he built a clock, he was arrested because for the first time in recorded history, white people now live in constant fear that they may be eradicated from the face of the planet. Sucks, doesn’t it? We feel ya. Maybe in 200 years you’ll get your own holiday or even your own month.  How cool would that be? Stay positive. Anyway, at one time, before Moses became a Founding Father, America prided itself on engineering and scientific innovation, so to encourage that again, Obama invited Mohamed to the White House. Bristol Palin dropped out of community college and has two kids from two different fathers to raise by herself, but still manages to be a Republican. So you can see why she would be mad at this. And when white people get angry, they either shoot up a movie theater or write a blog post. Bristol wrote a blog post. I will now proceed to translate it for you.


In case you missed it.  The President invited Ahmed Mohamed to visit the White House to show the President his homemade clock.  The fourteen year old was arrested after someone reported that he was building a bomb.

Translation: “I’m passive aggressively claiming you missed it, because the LIBERAL MEDIA has this MUSLIM boy’s face all over the news like he’s some hero for building a clock bomb and Barack HUSSEIN Obama inviting him to the WHITE house. IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME”

This is the kind of stuff Obama needs to STAY out of. This encourages more racial strife that is already going on with the “Black Lives Matter” crowd and encourages victimhood.

Translation: “I came in third place on Dancing With The Stars and don’t know who my second miracle’s father is, but it is my duty as a rich, white girl to teach the President of The United States about racism. Mostly that systematic racism and paranoid xenophobia won’t exist if you just stop talking about it. Oh, and I’m throwing in the “Black Lives Matter crowd” for some reason I don’t know, it just feels like I should throw them in here at some point.”

The police made a mistake, clearly.

Translation: “Take my pregnancies for example. Anybody can make an honest mistake. Like thinking a Muslim kid had a bomb. Then taking that bomb to the office. Then not evacuating the school. Then putting the bomb in the police car. Then taking the bomb to the station. But not handcuffing the kid, that was pretty cool.”

But why put more people against them? Why egg it on?  Childish games like this from our president have divided our country…  even more today than when he was elected. 

Translation: “Our country is so divided. Niggers and minorities all knew their place until one of them was elected and now they all think they can run around our country demanding rights and shit. This isn’t what America was founded on. I know about childish games, I have two. Why egg it on? Just like in Ferguson. The good, decent, God-loving Ferguson city government had a damn good capitalist thing going with the police department until, once again, some uppity niggers had to come in and fuck it all up. Now Ferguson has to drive down  MLK BOULEVARD to get a payday loan. Our country will be divided until we get some white people up in here. I’m doing my part with abstinence.”


I hope that cleared up any confusion.


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