Orlando Brown Beat Up His Girlfriend In A Police Station Parking Lot, Loves Meth

Full disclosure: I read this story as “Orlando Bloom“. I didn’t realize it was Orlando Brown until I had it saved in a draft, so I guess I have to finish it. My apologies.  Ex-Disney star Orlando Brown pulled into a police station parking lot while arguing with his girlfriend and then allegedly struck her, while he had meth on him. Law enforcement sources tell us the bizarre incident went down…

February 18, 2016
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Manny Pacquiao Seems Totally Sane

After having an endorsement with Nike for eight years, Nike has terminated that relationship because Manny Pacquiao apparently doesn’t realize he’s met a gay person before. I mean, he probably hasn’t considering that wrinkled ass suit. Who’s to say, really? “We find Manny Pacquiao’s comments abhorrent,” the company said in a statement. “Nike strongly opposes discrimination of any kind and has a long history of supporting and standing up for the rights…

February 18, 2016
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Anastasia Martsipanova & Links

A photo posted by Anastasia (@martzipanova) on Sep 21, 2015 at 5:48am PDT Irina Shayk in a wet t-shirt   ( NSFW )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Paul McCartney will probably have Tyga killed now    [  Dlisted   ] Jessica Simpson‘s thirst traps are easy to dodge now   [   The Superficial   ] Emily Ratajkowski is naked again  [  DrunkenStepfather   ] Settle dow there, Rihanna   ( NSFW )   [  The…

February 18, 2016
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Under Investigation

2016 has been a tough year for Vanessa Hudgens with the tragic passing of her father passing and tragic airing of Grease Live!. It’s gotten worse. Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend are under investigation for defacing one of Arizona’s most prized treasures … TMZ has learned. We’re told the Red Rock Ranger District of the Coconino National Forest has its sights set on a rock formation which Vanessa and Austin Butler used…

February 18, 2016
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Nina Dobrev Is Single

Do you have a moment to hear the good news about Nina Dobrev being single? This trip probably should have been our first clue.  Nina Dobrev and Austin Stowell are no more. A source close to the Vampire Diaries star confirms to ET that the two have split after seven months of dating. Dobrev was spotted out and about Super Bowl weekend without Stowell, mostly solo. Too bad. Breakups are always sad. What’s…

February 17, 2016
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We Have Ashley Graham Nipples Now

So, we have Ashley Graham nipples in the 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue, guys.  It’s a whole new world for models now. A whole new world. A new subjective point of view. No dietician to tell them no or where to go. Or say they’re only eating. Click, click. So, yeah. You can see the hi-res NSFW version here. Or you can look at Gigi Hadid again. This concludes my 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue posts, so…

February 17, 2016
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Taylor Swift Had A Speech Prepared For Kanye West At The Grammys

There’s really no realistic scenario where Taylor Swift‘s 1989 should have beaten Kendrick Lamar‘s To Pimp A Butterfly for Album Of The Year, except the scenario where Taylor Swift and the Grammys planned this ahead of time so she could use her perfected surprise face to walk on stage and deliver the prepared speech her team wrote for her to passive aggressively talk shit about Kanye West for this. Roll…

February 17, 2016
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Here’s Kat Dennings’ Huge Rack

I had to let the hate flow out early this morning, so I’m a little behind on titties and such. So here’s Kat Dennings and her massive titties at the pre-Grammys party or something I think. She looks like something Jim Henson created then didn’t want to use, but she has huge boobs, so I guess that means she’s hot or whatever. If she was hot then she really wouldn’t be…

February 17, 2016
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Gigi Hadid Did The 2016 SI Swimsuit Thing

While certain peoples’ belief systems won’t allow them to realize Ashley Graham was a tokenism bone thrown to them under the guise of “body acceptance” so they’d shut up for a minute, other “real women” were also in the issue. Real women who also happen to be hot as well. Like Gigi Hadid. Here’s all her pics from the 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue. You probably shouldn’t click on any of…

February 16, 2016
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David Bowie Didn’t Die For This Bullshit

As soon as I heard that Lady Gaga was going to do a David Bowie tribute at the Grammys, I pretty much knew it was going to be some self-masturbatory Cirque Du Soleil bath house cabaret shit where she Christina Aguilera’d every damn word, but little did I know it would be a self-masturbatory Cirque Du Soleil bath house cabaret shit where she Christina Aguilera’d every damn word while sucking Intel’s cock and somehow mixing up…

February 16, 2016
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