Kylie Jenner Got A $10M Porn Offer From Vivid, Two Others

Kylie Jenner Porn

Kylie Jenner Porn

Exactly seven days after her 18th birthday, Kylie Jenner has three offers to do porn. Anybody know where I can join the prayer circle for this?

TMZ has learned Vivid Entertainment has already fired off a letter to the freshly-minted adult, offering her a $ 10 million deal for a video featuring her and Tyga. Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch writes, “Kim’s sex tape helped launch her career and would be nothing but positive for you.” Vivid has some stiff competition. BangYouLater sent its own written overture, offering $ 1.8 million up front, saying, “This event will make you even more famous than either Kim K or Paris Hilton.” BangYouLater is banking on a good performance by Tyga, writing, “Your scene must be at least 22 minutes in length.” Digital Playground is making a different pitch, claiming it produces the biggest porn movies in the biz, and asking Kylie to become its front woman. The company writes, “Now that you are of legal age, we would like to offer you the opportunity to be Digital Playground’s Brand Ambassador!”

In a few days, if not sooner, Kylie or her mom will release a statement, saying she’s not going to do it and she’s offended they would ask, then a year from now, she’ll shoot the most professional sex tape you’ve ever seen with Vivid, put in on her laptop, then laptop in her Ferrari with a sign on the window that says, “sex tape inside plz steal”. Then using the current sex tape standard created by her sister, she’ll threaten to “sue” Vivid, while she and Steve Hirsch work out her back end gross percentage before it’s eventual release. Then, you know, it’ll be available on Vivid for $ 24.95. 2016 is when Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out, so that should be a pretty good year for downloads.

 

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