‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Made $1B

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Made $1B

Star Wars The Force Awakens $  1B

Star Wars The Force Awakens $  1B


I was going to write a Star Wars: The Force Awakens review last week, but I had way too many issues with it, then I changed my mind about those issues, then I had some more issues, so I just skipped it. Anyway, Rey isn’t Luke’s kid. Stop with that nonsense. But you know who doesn’t have an issue? Disney. Disney has no issues. Except maybe trying to figure out how to clone dragons to guard all this money. 

“Star Wars: The Force Awakens” has reached $ 1 billion at the box office, achieving the milestone with record-setting hyper speed. The Walt Disney Co. said “The Force Awakens” crossed the billion-dollar mark Sunday, accomplishing the feat in just 12 days. The previous movie to reach $ 1 billion the fastest was Universal’s “Jurassic World,” which did it in 13 days in June.

This movie is currently sitting at $ 1,090,573,329, but please keep in mind, it doesn’t open in China until January 9th, so it might break $ 2B before the next one comes out. Disney is gonna get all that $ 4B back. I think it’s already made $ 54B in Kroger. Probably from the Yoda Kraft Mac ‘N Cheese and the Chewbacca Coffee Mate.  If you stand still for too long in Kroger they put a lightsaber up your ass and add you to the inventory.


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