Gerard Butler Is Texting Charlotte McKinney Right Now Probably

February 23, 2016

  BREAKING: Gerard Butler is a fuck boy. Charlotte McKinney had a lot of admirers at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Daytona 500 in Florida this weekend, including Gerard Butler. According to a source, the “300” star, who was at the event serving as grand marshal, was spotted asking the well-endowed model for her digits. As of December, McKinney was reportedly dating “Blade” star Stephen Dorff. Butler split from girlfriend Morgan Brown earlier…

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Miranda Kerr Is Probably Pregnant

The end game of pretty much every model is to time her last call to model anything to coincide with getting pregnant by a billionaire to ensure a smooth financial transition. So, I’m gonna say Miranda Kerr and her boobs look pregnant here. They look huge. Or maybe I still don’t understand how bras work. She’s dating the guy who created Snapchat, so if she’s not pregnant, I’ll gladly take…

February 12, 2016
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Kylie Jenner Will Probably Do Porn In 2016

I don’t know how much Kylie Jenner expects to make or impress with this bondage-inspired lingerie video she released on her app thing or whatever since it doesn’t really keep her boyfriend from sliding “uncomfortable messages” in a 14-year old’s DMs, but I’m gonna guess it won’t be more than this. Look, nobody wants to see her older sisters naked except maybe NBA players in small market cities and Kendall Jenner…

January 6, 2016
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Jenny McCarthy Is Probably Single

October 29, 2015

Let’s forget for a second that the pics in the gallery at the bottom there of Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg at a Halloween festival were taken two days ago, and let’s also forget that OK! is the source for this thing. Hear them out. I even used this banner picture for you. How many people would do that for you? All I’m saying is just read it. Why you…

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Gwen Stefani Is Probably Banging Blake Shelton

September 15, 2015

Gwen Stefani Newly single singer Gwen Stefani is spotted out and about in Beverly Hills, California on September 14, 2015. Gwen who recently split from husband Gavin Rossdale, was in no mood for photos and used her stylish haircut to hide her face. FameFlynet, Inc – Beverly Hills, CA, USA – +1 (818) 307-4813 Gwen Stefani Newly single singer Gwen Stefani is spotted out and about in Beverly Hills, California…

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JJ Watt Is Probably Banging Lindsey Pelas

September 12, 2015

For the second straight year, Yahoo Sports has refused to let me just have JJ Watt and Luke Kuechly as my starting defense.  To be honest, I think that’s pretty racist and a blatant case of  mutantphobia. I’m this close to writing a think piece about it. Don’t test me, Yahoo. Luckily for those of us who are more tolerant, Lindsey Pelas doesn’t share this bigotry and 15 days ago…

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